October: You couldn’t love me, and I am so tired of blaming myself for something neither of us could control.
November: You asked me to be with you. I should’ve asked you if that meant you would never leave me. Fall (#687: October 6, 2014)
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Love and a cough
cannot be concealed.
Even a small cough.
Even a small love. Anne Sexton (via feellng)
things that are cute:
- when girls put their hair up in messy buns and there are a bunch of stray hairs hanging around their face/back of their neck
- when girls wear beanies
- when girls wear backwards baseball caps
- when girls do literally anything ever
If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.